Giving 100%, The Mathematical Truth

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

What makes up 100% in life?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented numerically as: 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24  25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K (mathematically) is… 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is 1+20+20+9+20+21+4 5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is 21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you:
A-S-S–K-I-S-S-I-N-G is 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, bullshit and ass kissing will put  you over the top!!!

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